I keep laughing and sometimes wondering at the search terms used to find my blog. Note: Some are too shocking or awful to post here. See bottom for that one.
– “how to lie to my parents about breaking my nose”
How did you break your nose? I suppose the only reason why you would lie is because somebody hurt you, somebody you want them to like. I suppose you tell them the truth.
– “life in european mountains”
It’s wonderful, I suggest everyone try it out at least once!
– “female nice tits”
Hum. Well I guess they’re almost always female.
– “daughters fine tits”
You shouldn’t speak of your daughter that way.
– “fundamentalist hairstyle”
Let it grow as long as you can. Curl it!
– “my daughter is a christian fundamentalist idiot”
Be there for her. Stop nagging all the time. And be there. AND STOP CRITIZING. Only way to get her to trust you.
– “post cleaning in slaughterhouse”
– “i like a girl from the supermarket”
Say: “Hi, my name is (insert your name HERE!) and I like you. Would you like a cup of coffee some time?”
-“anna duggar too much make up”
I think Anna Duggar’s make up looks wonderful. I keep wondering if a professional does it for the show. Either way, she looks beautiful.
-“christian patrarchcal man having sex outside marriage”
Just like all other men in the world sometimes do.
– “clean slaughterhouse”
You again? Ok, how about you scrub it down?
-“why aren’t the duggar girls married”
Because they haven’t found a suitable match I suppose.
-“whats the duggars daughters name that left home”
I don’t know but leave a comment below if you do!
-“do amish girls have sex”
No. Matter of fact, amish in general don’t have sex. That’s why they died out. Oh wait…
-“mom gives me the silent treatment”
Tell your mom that it hurts you to be treated that way. Ask her to speak to you so you can resolve the issue and mend the relationship. Make sure to tell her that the silent treatment is very painful and you wish you could speak more openly about your problems. It’s normal to have arguments with your parents, remember that too!
-“mirror mirror on the wall jokes about age”
I hope you did not tell those jokes to a woman!
-“why do amish have nice houses”
Barn raising. And Decorations. Makes all the difference!
-“did anna duggar always wear skirts?”
I believe so, if you know for sure comment!
-“interview “lisa bennet”christian”
Do you mean ME? I don’t think there’s one. You’re free to ask anything you want to know and to read my blog though!
-“my naked body”
There’s nothing wrong with it.
At last I want to say that I’m shocked how many inappropriate terms are used to find me blog (among them plenty looking for amish porn, sex with children, incest, or imply that a child has been abused such as “i broke my daughters hymen”). I wish there was some way to avoid that or find out IPs of highly weird sounding search terms.